Monday, 14 May 2007
Best Read from the Start
I.E.
1) Ben Adenuga has money for me
2) $750,000,000 Awaits me
3) I will Fly to Nigeria and Fetch it
4) etc.
He has given up

Well I sent him my picture he knows who he is dealing with.
It is fairly certain he went to the Bank armed with the Transaction number and the answer to the security question.
Q.Where the Elaweee?
A. Its a Bird.
I thought he might also like a better scheme. I don't know if he would be clever enough to get it right though.
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He has gone quiet
Here is my address for you to send the cheque.
31290
Villefranche de Lauragais
France
I await your urgent reply.
Regards
I Better send some money
Dear Mr Madogbuana Sam
Is everything OK I have not heard from you for several days. I have been ill so I could not get the payment sorted.
I have done it now.
Theses are the details.
Receiver: Emmanuel C Nnamdi
No: 3741832491
Test Question :
Q: Where the Elawee
A: It is a bird
Regards
Dick Shakers
Have I scared him off
I have not heard from you for 3 days, are you away on business Sam. Do not send my money to the wrong place Sam. I am awaiting a very urgent reply from you my friend.
Dick
No not when there may be money for him
in reply to your mail, you are to make the payment of $180.00 to my cashier to enable me disptach your draft to your address. you should make the payment via western union money transfer.
Emmanuel C. Nnamdi
ADDRESS: PLOT 144 ADEKULE AVN ISOLO LAGOS NIGERIA
Best Regards
Maduegbuna Sam
Play it again Sam
Is your first name Madeuegbuna, or is it Sam, can I call you Sam? What do your friends call you, you can call me Dick.
Hang on Sam, play it again Sam. I have not received the second e-mail yet, you are messing this up already, please do not lose my cheque.
What is this $180.00 you talk about?
Please read my second e-mail to you properly, can you arrange for me to come over and collect the cheque, if you book a flight and an hotel for me I will send the money for you no problem. if you want a mere $180.00 for your trouble there will be no problem.
Sam my dear friend, as a 'reputable attorney' you should no t be rude to people. In your reply below you wrote > don't you know what a check is?< this is very rude Sam. I do know what a cheque is do you know what manners are?
Maybe Sam you were replying to someone who also is as lucky as me and has some money to come from Mr Ben Adenuga. (How is he doing?). Maybe that person is not as co-operative as me and you are having to give him what for because he has been rude to me.
Because you have made a right mess of this Jim (Sam). I do not have the address where I am coming to pick up, I wanted to take a look on Google Earth to see your office.
Do you use Google Earth Sam, it is nice, if you use it you can look at my house here in France, you can see my car in the road it is the white one. It is a lovely area, we have the river near by and it is green all year round, temperatures do not go below 10C or above 40C at th most. That is why I moved down here, work is not so plentiful, you need to speak French really but the heating bills are much lower. Do you know in England it is so cold in the winter that the Government gives everyone over 60 years old $400 for fuel to keep warm.
Well it is so nice talking to you you Sam, i must go, Just :
1) Book me a Flight.
2) Book me an Hotel.
3) Send the Jolly old Address of you Office
4) Tell me what you have spent and I will send you the full amount plus your expenses.
Please do not delay my money by making mistakes again Sam.
Best regards my dear friend
Richard Shakers (call me Dick
He messes it up
In reply to your mail, it is very imposible for me to take the fee of $180.00 from the draft, the draft is like i check and you are the only one that can cash it, don't you know what a check is? I will ask you to make the payment i $180,00 only so that we can dispatch your draft. You should send the fund with the information I stated in my second mail to you.
Emmanuel C. Nnamdi
Address: Lagos Nigeria
As soon as we receive the western union payment information we will dispatch your draft with immediate Effect to your nominated address.
Best Regards
He has gone quiet
I have not heard from you, am I coming over, or are you going to post.
Regards
Dick